Hey Whiteboy

I got called "Whiteboy" the other night by a bum on the F train. At first, I wasn't sure if I should rejoice or reel in disbelief. But now in clearer thought, rejoice I am. My street cred has gone from zero to 5% from this comment alone. Yup, still a loser, last I checked.

But this idiot bum felt calling me a derogatory label would grab my attention, thus allowing me to contribute to his "fund". I hope he learned his lesson.