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Nobody thought Ernie and Bert were gay until "maturity" took hold of our lives. Now that we're older, it's much easier to see the error of our ignorant youthful ways. Now another ambiguously gay character is joing the neighborhood. Her name is Abby Cadabbie, and she's a "fairy" in training. The premise of this character needs to be a double entendre, otherwise parents would lose interest while watching with their kids. This way, parents can laugh along quietly without incident.

On a related note, I've always wondered this - is Big Bird a guy or girl? S/He's definitely got the Pat syndrome.