D-Day: Alternative Observance

June 6, 1944 was the day allied forces stepped ashore at Normandy to invade Nazi-held France. But this year, there is an alternaive observance for D-Day...

...NATIONAL DAY OF SLAYER (6/6/06)

Official Statement on Participation

Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.
DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.