How Old Am I?

I feel like this conversation could've been in Dumb and Dumber after, "You can't triple stamp a double stamp LLoyd."

Me: alright well steve is prob coming too
Me: no
Mike: yes
Me: no
Mike: yes
Me: no
Mike: yes infinite
Me: no
Mike: impossible
Me: you lose
Mike: no way
Me: you spelled infinity wrong
Me: ergo you lose
Mike: i infanitized my yes's......dick
Me: not if you cant spell it right