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With the quarter century marker approaching fast, I got to thinking. I got to thinking how I will probably be carded for the rest of my life. Getting carded at bars is not what chafes my ass. It's getting carded for R rated movies. That's right kids, yours truly still (on occasion) gets carded at the movies. Carded by douchebag a decade younger than me. Also, I think I've pretty much looked the same at every point in my life.

Anyway, I invite all commentary and/or jackass comments regarding age in general, how young I look, and the fact that we are headed to another world war.

Born with Royalty:
1. Bruce Springsteen
2. Jason Alexander
3. Ray Charles
4. John Coltrane