Shorts In The Winter

There's always that one guy who feels the need to wear shorts when it's 40 degrees outside. Everyone knows this guy. He talks macho, is highly ignorant, has no neck, and guzzles more beer than a hobo in Penn Station. He bases his shorts-wearing on a relative incremental change in temperature that most human barely detect. And you just want to smack him upside the head for it every time. Luckily for our pleasure, he never changes his boneheaded ways.