Yes, It Has Come To This...

This diva won't pose for Playboy, but will show everyone her "miracle of childbirth." That's right. Mrs. Kevin Federline allegedly wants to one-up her rival, Mrs. Nick Lachey, by giving birth on the next season of her reality television show.

It's only fitting that her pop star life has been reduced to this. Her child will grow up knowing he was born on tv, much like the Truman Show. That and the combination of a shitty gene pool will give the child problems down the road.