What Not To Do...

....At A Concert:
1. Never, under any circumstances, wear the tshirt of the band you are seeing.
2. After the show, do us all a favor and not blast the band's music we just saw five minutes ago in you're shitty-ass pickup truck. You aren't impressing anybody, so just can it.
3. Do the devil horns with your fingers, and not the universal sign for love. Dio wouldn't be very happy.
4. When tailgating, don't screw your skank girlfriend in the back of your truck so everyone can see.
5. Try and withold the urge to scream Freebird between songs.
6. Don't wear a leather jacket in the mosh pit, fool.