American I..don't Give a Fuck

Someone please explain why American Idol is still dominating headlines. Like, that was so two years ago! And anyway, why are people so obsessed with all this sugary pre-fab talent? Can't anyone think for themselves anymore? Apparently not. Unfortunately, the basis of the show is to steer the clueless automoton in the direction of their music. It is just disappointing how these idol worshippers need to be spoonfed such garbage. These fans are being completely exploited, yet still love to watch. You know what? I feel bad for all of you.

But that isn't the end of it. The worst part about this phenomenon is that "credible" news networks cover this story more than any other. If I am not mistaken, we are still in a war and running up a trillion-dollar deficit. Hey, it works as a pretty good diversion.