Jacko or Jesus?

Grab your holy grails and line up for the debut of Jesus Juice, the latest merlot proposed by an actress and a veteran newscaster. The real question to be posited is how many drugs does one need to consume to hatch such an idea?

And further, can I get some? Anyway Some may find it offensive, but I personally see it as hysterical. Hard Core religious righters are probably nursing their latest conniption. By the way, when's the next witch hunt?

(via Smoking Gun)