Tales From The Commute #3

Hey, you. Yeah you. The I-think-I'm-cool-because-I'm-on-the-cell-phone-person. It's enough already. No one cares about your super cool ringer that, contrary to what you believe, everyone has. Stop babbling to your friend about how you fucked your best friend's boyfriend or how many shots it took you to get there. Just let me get some rest before work. Oh, and learn some cell phone etiquette here and stop being an inconsiderate asshole.