Rest Easy Emo Dorks, It Might Not be True

Rumors are now spreading fast that Weezer will be calling it quits after touring with Foo Fighters this fall. After a single like "Beverly Hills", the biological fathers of emo should be forced to call it quits.

What's really at issue is the social dynamic within the group. I would personally strangle any lead singer in my band who wanted to go back to school at the peak of stardom. There's just something wrong there. Plus it doesn't help that Cuomo embraces this Zen bullshit or whatever.

Go back and listen to the first album and especially Pinkerton. That should be enough.