Tales From The Commute #1

In this, the first intallment of Tales from the Commute, I bring you the Village's favorite bum. Each day when I walk to work, there is a bum who is dressed in decent clothes and talking on a cell phone. When people pass he says, "Spare some change for your favorite bum?"

So next time you pass him, ask what cell plan he's on, then toss him a nickel.